I woke up in a panic: "Must clean house! Parents coming tomorrow!"
I swear, if CPS walked through my door right then, they'd have taken my children away and written in their report that they were living in filth. Okay, it wasn't that bad, but I did desperately need to clean.
Interesting items found:
-petrified slice of turkey under the couch
-piece of paper with writing: "Dum, dum, stupid, DUM, DUM!!!"
-shot glasses filled with dried mud
-sake shot glass filled with tiny things: beads, sequins, etc.
So...I cleaned all day until Joey came home. Then Tania went to play at her friend's house while we walked to the grocery store.
Tomorrow, we'll go to a nurse-in at the airport at the Delta ticket counter.